Becka Clark ‘Passed On’ Doing ‘Real Housewives’
Becka Clark, the ‘bosslady’ of making stretchy drapery loved by suburban moms, spent the evening hee hawing and y’alling her way through an episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. Suddenly she announced...
View ArticleLiving Absolutely Will Write The Most Depressing Wedding Anniversary Post Ever
Jenna Cole, playground drinker, has posted an ode to her 10 year marriage. Grab some popcorn and wine because you’re about to read the most cheerless celebration of a union ever. She begins her post by...
View ArticleFreckled Fox Might Want To Talk To Her Daughters
Emily Meyers, capable of reproduction, has shared a fun creative moment from her daughters. Apparently she bought some fridge magnets and let the girls compose thoughts out of them. The results...
View ArticleStephanie Nielson Will Take Pictures Of You While Voting
Stephanie Nielson, has special rights because Jesus, proudly bragged about voting. She even took pictures to prove it. The problem is, you’re not supposed to take pictures. She happily flouted North...
View ArticleMr. Freckled Fox Has A Unique Set Of Skills
Richard Carmack, the replacement husband who leaves dogs in cars, is on instagram today championing his great contributions to the Freckled Fox family. Spoiler: it’s not gainful employment. In an...
View ArticleThe Meyers Family Would Like To See The Kids Again
Rumours have long circulated that Emily Meyers, the notorious 90 day widow who moved in a new husband just weeks after the father of her first five children was buried, has become estranged from her...
View ArticleLiving Absolutely Will Be Living On An Allowance
Jenna Cole, living it up, will soon be living on a ‘stipend’. Six months after starting marriage counseling Jenna has announced she and her husband are dividing their finances. In an instagram story...
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