Emily Meyers, middle name unknown, has proven she can quickly replace husbands. Apparently dogs aren’t so easily replaceable – it took five whole months. Half a year after the baffling death of their previous pup the power hair duo have revealed they got themselves another dog for Christmas. The new family member was announced on Replacement Husband Richard’s … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Gets Replacement Dog
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Freckled Fox Can Recreate That Photoshoot
Emily Meyers, “writer”, did a new family photoshoot that looks an awful lot like a previous photoshoot. In what is apparently their continuing mission to replace Martin memories with Dickbraid memories, the pair headed out to a desolate field for yet another “#foxfamily” photoshoot. Unfortunately the resulting images have a strange deja vu feel. Compare … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Will Road Trip While Facing Imminent Childbirth
With like 30 minutes left before the birth of her replacement husband’s Wolfbaby, Emily Meyers has embarked on a ’40 hour road trip’ with ‘no destination in mind’. Replacement Husband promptly set up the tripod and made a series of exasperated faces while he explained that they had to take a road trip before the baby arrives. Then they continued on, … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Had Her Latest Baby
Emily Meyers, pregnant with her replacement husband’s ladycub, is no longer pregnant. Princess Pinterest Leggings of Wolflandia appeared sometime last night. Replacement Husband made a beautiful and totally not creepy looking announcement on his instagram. In something that looks like a scene from ‘Manos: The Hands of Fate’ Dickbun cradles his newest girl hostage while seemingly … on to the tl;dr
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NieNie Dialogues Will Help You Pray Away The Gay
Stephanie Nielson, heteronormative smug, has proudly announced her participation in a conference that will help all you gays learn how to pass in Godly society. In a post titled “Perfection Pending” NieNie says: I am honored to have been asked to speak at the North Star conference next week in Utah. North Star empowers individuals who experiences same-sex … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Gets Replacement Dog
Emily Meyers, middle name unknown, has proven she can quickly replace husbands. Apparently dogs aren’t so easily replaceable – it took five whole months. Half a year after the baffling death of their previous pup the power hair duo have revealed they got themselves another dog for Christmas. The new family member was announced on Replacement Husband Richard’s … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Can Recreate That Photoshoot
Emily Meyers, “writer”, did a new family photoshoot that looks an awful lot like a previous photoshoot. In what is apparently their continuing mission to replace Martin memories with Dickbraid memories, the pair headed out to a desolate field for yet another “#foxfamily” photoshoot. Unfortunately the resulting images have a strange deja vu feel. Compare … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Will Road Trip While Facing Imminent Childbirth
With like 30 minutes left before the birth of her replacement husband’s Wolfbaby, Emily Meyers has embarked on a ’40 hour road trip’ with ‘no destination in mind’. Replacement Husband promptly set up the tripod and made a series of exasperated faces while he explained that they had to take a road trip before the baby arrives. Then they continued on, … on to the tl;dr
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Freckled Fox Had Her Latest Baby
Emily Meyers, pregnant with her replacement husband’s ladycub, is no longer pregnant. Princess Pinterest Leggings of Wolflandia appeared sometime last night. Replacement Husband made a beautiful and totally not creepy looking announcement on his instagram. In something that looks like a scene from ‘Manos: The Hands of Fate’ Dickbun cradles his newest girl hostage while seemingly … on to the tl;dr
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NieNie Dialogues Will Help You Pray Away The Gay
Stephanie Nielson, heteronormative smug, has proudly announced her participation in a conference that will help all you gays learn how to pass in Godly society. In a post titled “Perfection Pending” NieNie says: I am honored to have been asked to speak at the North Star conference next week in Utah. North Star empowers individuals who experiences same-sex … on to the tl;dr
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Winnie Dot Will Not Feel Guilty About Being Fertile
Winnie Dot, apparently some kind of Australian lifestyle blogger, is done feeling bad about not being infertile. In a weird, defensive post titled “I Refuse To Feel Guilty”, Winnie hanky dabs about the unfairness of easy fertility. I have fallen pregnant with all 3 of my children within a month or 2 of trying…It is … on to the tl;dr
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Emily Jackson Is Happy With Her Totally Awful Post-Baby Bod
Emily Jackson, of the fame-hungry Skalla girls, wants you to know she is totally fine with her disgustingly out-of-shape postpartum physique. Emily made this GIRL POWER announcement on her instagram. When I got these pictures back, I was struggling with the thought of posting them. I was embarrassed and insecure that I didn’t have a … on to the tl;dr
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Alina Will Now Charge For Her Private Instagram
Alina Gonzalez, squirrel feces, is being consciously transitioned out of her position at Anine Bing. But worry not! She has a foolproof plan to be a millionaire – by charging people for access to her private instagram. Her latest cycle of wtf began when she announced she would be unemployed in a couple of weeks. … on to the tl;dr
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Mr. Freckled Fox Will Leave The Dog In The Car
Richard Carmack, the replacement husband of Freckled Fox, got on instagram live to walk around looking at cars while discussing the family’s bizarre banking issues. For some reason he brought along the family dog, which he left sitting in the car with the windows rolled up until a stranger suggested he take the dog out … on to the tl;dr
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Jordan Reid And Husband Finally Separate
In news that shocks no one, Jordan Reid, somehow still blogging at Ramshackle Glam, has decided to take “a break” from her marriage. After years of posts about how much they fight and her constant weekend mini-breaks to escape suburbia, she finally confirms the GOMI predictions. A little over a week ago I asked Kendrick…for a … on to the tl;dr
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Jenna Will Tell You All About Her Couples Therapy
Jenna Cole, still Living Absolutely, has announced That Marriage is in couples therapy. While sitting in her car outside of the therapist’s office she updated everyone on what’s going down. Via an instagram story she told the world: I’m about to walk into marriage therapy. It’s my first time…it’s the first time we’re doing it … on to the tl;dr
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Ramshackle Glam Is Hoping To Move To Los Angeles
Less than two months after announcing she and her husband were kaput, Jordan Reid has informed the planet she has put the family home up for sale and is trying to buy a new house in Los Angeles. Jordan broke the news to readers in a post titled ‘On to the Next‘. Today our house … on to the tl;dr
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Love Taza Will Take The Cashtwin$ To Mexico
Naomi Davis, loves herself some Taza, has taken her new content generators on vacation to Mexico. And she’s just as smug about it as you’d expect. The vacation, which apparently serves no purpose beyond proving they can do life better than you, began last week with a post prominently featuring the Love Taza luggage line. Since … on to the tl;dr
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Becka Will Instagram While She Drives
Becka Clark, driving while a**hole, apparently took nothing away from the story of Katie Summers. Instead of being more cautious and focused while operating a vehicle, she decided to talk into instagram while driving. While rolling down the road she explains that this ‘is something I love to record’. She says ‘mind you I’m only going 15 … on to the tl;dr
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Ramshackle Glam Is Getting Divorced
Jordan Reid, perpetual snore machine, has finally announced she has signed divorce papers. In true Jojo fashion the news was accompanied by a photo of her dressed in full glamthirst and posing on a pile of boxes like she was on a yacht. The development comes a litte over two months after she announced she … on to the tl;dr
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